What Lauren West has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Lauren West

Why I want to meet Lauren West

Mayonnaise is indeed a nasty thing.

A story about George Clinton

I met this guy at LAX not once, but TWICE. 2 separate very spread out occasions, so random.

How I met James Edward Franco

I fucking loved/love freaks and geeks and back in the day they were filming a scene next to my mom’s old work, so i met all the freaks and behind the scenes personnel. pretty amazing

Why I want to meet Lauren West

I can agree with a lot of stuff you have on your 43. If you wanna chat, my myspace page is aviable!

How I met Drew Barrymore

The scene in Never Been Kissed when they’re going down an escalater in a mall was filmed in the Topanga Canyon Mall, where I lived like 5 minutes away from and went to tons. So yea, I saw her and met her for a few seconds. She was really busy, so we didn’t get to talk, but she’s amazing.

How I met Gerard Arthur Way

We had a fling. You know, on & off.
Met at a coffee shop a few years ago.

A story about Brendan Patrick Leonard

Simply hilarious.
If you’ve seen the show, you know.
Need I say more?

Why I want to meet John Cusack

Because he looks like Brendan Leonard.

A story about Flying Spaghetti Monster

We had sex and he never called me back. Bastard.


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